Common Cocktails of A Metrosexual

Scotch
Straight up, on the rocks, with water or soda. Very George Clooney.

Screwdriver
Vodka and orange juice. The uninspiring drink for the uninspired man.

Margarita
Tequila, sour mix and/or fresh lime (frozen or on the rocks, with or without salt on the rim). A good-time cocktail for a good-time guy.

Rum and Coke
Rum and cola. A dull choice for Dad.

Greyhound
Vodka [...]