Top Ten Metrosexual Cities

New York
Home of the show Sex and the City. Basically, that says it all. Museums, restaurants, nightclubs, and unparalleled shopping make this city the Mecca for all metrosexuals. Quite simply put, if you don’t have this place on your places to see before you die, chances are you aren’t a metrosexual.

London
It’s the New York City [...]

How To Become A Metrosexual

 
 
 
“A man’s duty is to uphold the banner of beauty. And you, as prince of our fair land must lead the way!”
 
 
 
 
 

THE CONFIDENT METROSEXUAL ALWAYS . . .

Puts others at ease
Takes responsibility for his actions
Is aware of his sexuality
Enjoys looking his best
Flirts subtly
Accepts flattery
Never loses control
Tells the truth
Is able to laugh at himself

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Common Cocktails of A Metrosexual

Scotch
Straight up, on the rocks, with water or soda. Very George Clooney.

Screwdriver
Vodka and orange juice. The uninspiring drink for the uninspired man.

Margarita
Tequila, sour mix and/or fresh lime (frozen or on the rocks, with or without salt on the rim). A good-time cocktail for a good-time guy.

Rum and Coke
Rum and cola. A dull choice for Dad.

Greyhound
Vodka [...]

How To Tell If You’re A Metrosexual?

A metrosexual’s budget includes two things: rent and money for his lifestyle. That means expensive clothes, nice watches, and the occasional day spa. Here are a few questions that might help you figure out if you are or are not indeed a metrosexual.
1. Been hit on by a gay man? If you’re a metrosexual, it’s already [...]

5 Do’s of The Naked Metrosexual

 
5 Things Best Done Without Any Clothes
Sex
Sleeping
Swimming
Stretching
Phone calls
5 Things That Are Better Done With Clothes On
Carpentry
Paperwork
Building a fire
Cooking bacon
Anything involving Krazy Glue

Restaurant Tips

Do’s and Don’ts
Do treat the maitre ‘d with respect.
Don’t try to bribe him or call him garcon.
Do signal for the waiter with a subtle wave of the hand.
Don’t ever snap your fingers to get the waiter’s attention.
Do inform the bus-boy if you’d like water or bread.
Don’t try to order from the bus-boy.
Do be respectful of [...]