Scotch
Straight up, on the rocks, with water or soda. Very George Clooney.

Screwdriver
Vodka and orange juice. The uninspiring drink for the uninspired man.

Margarita
Tequila, sour mix and/or fresh lime (frozen or on the rocks, with or without salt on the rim). A good-time cocktail for a good-time guy.

Rum and Coke
Rum and cola. A dull choice for Dad.

Greyhound
Vodka and grapefruit juice. Good choice for the finicky, body-conscious gym rat.

Daiquiri
Rum, lime juice and fruit mixer (served frozen). Enjoyed by decorators and figure skaters alike.

Gin and Tonic
On the rocks with a lime. The sensible choice for an educated man.

Harvey Wallbanger
Vodka, orange juice and Galliano. For goofy guys who are amused by goofy names.

Tequila Sunrise
Tequila, orange juice and grenadine. A sweet choice for a “man-child”.

Mai Tai
Dark rum and pineapple juice. For the metro-man who wants to be on a tropical holiday.