Fashion Faux Pas’ for A Metrosexual

You might want to review the following list of unforgivable crimes before re-inventing one’s self just to make sure:
1. Varsity jackets

 
2. White shoes
 

 
3. Colorful vests

4. Christmas sweaters

5. Bolo ties

6. Pleated or cuffed jeans

7. Acid-washed anything

8. Mesh anything

9. Cropped pants

10. Boots with shorts

11. Gym shorts

5 Do’s of The Naked Metrosexual

 
5 Things Best Done Without Any Clothes
Sex
Sleeping
Swimming
Stretching
Phone calls
5 Things That Are Better Done With Clothes On
Carpentry
Paperwork
Building a fire
Cooking bacon
Anything involving Krazy Glue

Restaurant Tips

Do’s and Don’ts
Do treat the maitre ‘d with respect.
Don’t try to bribe him or call him garcon.
Do signal for the waiter with a subtle wave of the hand.
Don’t ever snap your fingers to get the waiter’s attention.
Do inform the bus-boy if you’d like water or bread.
Don’t try to order from the bus-boy.
Do be respectful of [...]

Who Is A Metrosexual?

Though there are now many words to describe it, forever and always, to most people only one word says it all: metrosexual. What is it? Well, a metrosexual is normally defined by the following characteristics:
• a modern, often times single man who is in touch with his feminine side
• [...]